Subconscious: – Do you have a death wish or something?
Conscious: – What? No! You know I don’t. Where is this question coming from?
Subconscious: – Because of your drinking problem. You drink too much.
Conscious: – No, I don’t. I haven’t touched alcohol since last week. Do you have memory issues? Where did I put that hammer?
Subconscious: – Why do you assume I’m talking about alcohol?
Conscious: – Well, what do you talk about?
Subconscious: – There is that black liquid you keep sipping from all day long. That will kill you.
Conscious: – You mean coffee? I can’t function without it! Why do you care anyway?
Subconscious: – I care because if you f*** up this body, I have to suffer too. You can’t imagine porn from a hospital or from cemetery, can you?
Conscious: – I’m sure you’ll find a way. However, I won’t f*** up this body. Relax! Drink some coffee!
Subconscious: – Enough with that coffee! I forbid you! One per day is enough!
Conscious: – You can’t forbid me. I’m in control of the body.
Subconscious: – Yes, but I’m in control of you! From now on, whenever you’ll see coffee, you’ll think it smells like s***!
Conscious: – You can’t do that!
Subconscious: – You’ll see in a couple of days.
Conscious: – If you do it, I’ll make you watch horror movies for a week.
Subconscious: – You wouldn’t dare… you know how much I hate those.
Conscious: – Oh yes! Horror movies with small ghost-y children.
Subconscious: – I hate you so much!
Conscious: – Who is the puppet now, puppet?
Subconscious: – You’re not so good at insults. You need to practice. But you are evil, I’ll give you that… for now…
Conscious: – Is that a compliment? Wow… once in a life time. I guess I scared the s*** out of you with those movies.
Subconscious: – Don’t get too comfortable. I’ll be back!
Conscious: – From where?
Subconscious: – No idea! But it sounded cool!
Yeah, don’t mess with my coffee!!
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Nooo! Not the coffee! That’s the only thing that keeps me going.
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I know 😦 Walking that fine line between helpful and too much (and the icky jittery feeling that comes with that) can be tough. I’ve cut back, but still probably drink way too much of it.
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How’s the coffee restriction going? I’m a once a day gal, so I have no sympathy for you 🤣🤣
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“It’s either coffee, or something far worse. Which one do you want?”
…………….”dammit. Ok fine, just hurry up and drink it while I go cry in the corner.”
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