Subconscious: – Do you have a death wish or something?

Conscious: – What? No! You know I don’t. Where is this question coming from?

Subconscious: – Because of your drinking problem. You drink too much.

Conscious: – No, I don’t. I haven’t touched alcohol since last week. Do you have memory issues? Where did I put that hammer?

Subconscious: – Why do you assume I’m talking about alcohol?

Conscious: – Well, what do you talk about?

Subconscious: – There is that black liquid you keep sipping from all day long. That will kill you.

Conscious: – You mean coffee? I can’t function without it! Why do you care anyway?

Subconscious: – I care because if you f*** up this body, I have to suffer too. You can’t imagine porn from a hospital or from cemetery, can you?

Conscious: – I’m sure you’ll find a way. However, I won’t f*** up this body. Relax! Drink some coffee!

Subconscious: – Enough with that coffee! I forbid you! One per day is enough!

Conscious: – You can’t forbid me. I’m in control of the body.

Subconscious: – Yes, but I’m in control of you! From now on, whenever you’ll see coffee, you’ll think it smells like s***!

Conscious: – You can’t do that!

Subconscious: – You’ll see in a couple of days.

Conscious: – If you do it, I’ll make you watch horror movies for a week.

Subconscious: – You wouldn’t dare… you know how much I hate those.

Conscious: – Oh yes! Horror movies with small ghost-y children.

Subconscious: – I hate you so much!

Conscious: – Who is the puppet now, puppet?

Subconscious: – You’re not so good at insults. You need to practice. But you are evil, I’ll give you that… for now…

Conscious: – Is that a compliment? Wow… once in a life time. I guess I scared the s*** out of you with those movies.

Subconscious: – Don’t get too comfortable. I’ll be back!

Conscious: – From where?

Subconscious: – No idea! But it sounded cool!