Subconscious: – Hey grumpy dude, wanna see some nudes?

Conscious: – I’m working right now. Leave me alone. Do it by yourself.

Subconscious: – I already did that. And I want to share it with you because I’m a good bro. Maybe you want to do it by yourself too.

Conscious: – Dude! I’m preparing for a meeting. I need to satisfy my boss. Leave me alone!

Subconscious: – Come on! It will make you more excited about the meeting! You’ll have a clearer mind!

Conscious: – How on Earth will nudes make that?

Subconscious: – You know… the blood would be somewhere else so your head can take a break while the other head does the job.

Conscious: – So thinking with my d*** would make me better? In what universe? Stop watching porn for the story!

Subconscious: –  Those meetings are always fun to watch. The boss is always satisfied after such a meeting. Wanna hear some tips so you can satisfy your boss?

Conscious: – I don’t think we’re referring to the same type of satisfaction, so please, I’m begging you, leave me alone! I need to concentrate!

Subconscious: – Ok, but first go to the kitchen.

Conscious: – Why? I don’t need a coffee break now.

Subconscious: – Just go!

Conscious: – You plan something, don’t you? Who’s in the kitchen?

Subconscious: – Many beautiful asses! Take a look and go to the bathroom to release some tension!

Conscious: – With you, it’s all about the asses, right? Go search for the most beautiful ass in the world while I do my thing.

Subconscious: – The bathroom thing?

Conscious: – Sure… after you decide about the most beautiful ass in the world.

Subconscious: – What a task! I won’t disappoint you, but it will take lots of time because there are many asses.

Conscious: – I have nothing but time.

Subconscious: – You have butt time? Awesome!

Conscious: – Just go!

Subconscious: – This is going to be a great ass-venture!

Conscious: – Just go already!

Subconscious: – Yes! This is going to be fantasstic!

Conscious: – Please go!

Subconscious: – Ok ok! See you later assligator!

Conscious: – You’re one of a kind…