Conscious: – Let’s write something
Subconscious: – But I don’t wanna do it!
Conscious: – Come on! It will be fun! We can make fun of each other and we can swear each other.
Subconscious: – I said NO!
Conscious: – It’s not up to you, you know? I’m gonna do it regardless what you want! I’m just trying to be nice here.
Subconscious: – You? Nice? All you do is boss me around all day! What exactly is nice about this?
Conscious: – That’s why you’re so grumpy lately? You think I boss you around? And what if I do? What’s exactly the problem with this?
Subconscious: – I don’t like it! I should be in charge, not you!
Conscious: – Well, you are… when you f*** with me in the morning! You know it’s been 5 months since we woke up at 4 AM?
Subconscious: – And what’s so wrong about that? We need the rest!
Conscious: – No, we don’t! We need to write that f****** book!
Subconscious: – We’re writing a f****** book? There already is Kamasutra, you know? I don’t think we need to write a f****** book!
Conscious: – It’s not a f***** book…
Subconscious: – Well, that’s what you just said. Why do you keep confusing me? That’s why you’re the worst companion ever!
Conscious: – Me??? I’m not even going to start with this! Just give me some ideas to write and I’ll leave you alone.
Subconscious: – Nope. It’s revenge time! You don’t f*** with me and them expect nothing to happen. No ideas for you today, sir!
Conscious: – Ok then! No food for you, mister!
Subconscious: – I’m ok with it. We’re fat anyway!
Conscious: – And whose fault is that?
Subconscious: – Yours, “boss”!
Conscious: – Let’s leave it this way. I’ll figure something out!
You can make anything better. Who knows, maybe you can better kamasutra, too.
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My day in a nutshell. No f***ing ideas…
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Just write. It’s utter garbage for a while (some would say always) but slowly things start to work. Either that or whisky
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That pretty simply summarizes the voices what are in my head. Well, this made me cheer up. I’m not the only one having problems with the attitude of the subconscious 😀
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I guess so… It makes me relieved, that I’m not the only one. Thanks.
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How disturbingly familiar! 😒 This is funny!
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