Conscious (related to the last conversation): – So you keep doing it, huh? You want us to argue again and again and again, huh? Why? As you see, I was right! She didn’t text!

Subconscious: – Well, she kinda did, remember?

Conscious: – It was work-related so it doesn’t count!

Subconscious: – I bet all the hair I have on my ass that it does! Her questions and statements were useless, even though they were work-related. You know that we didn’t need to know all those things. Those were just some excuses to start conversations!

Conscious: – Starters? There was nothing more after that! A start shouldn’t be also an end!

Subconscious: – It shouldn’t, but because of you, we didn’t continue the conversations either! We just left all those great potential conversations die because of your moral fiber and fear and whatever s*** you have in that head of yours! If this “thing” or whatever it is dies, it’s all on you!

Conscious: – I would be glad if it dies because it SHOULD! And btw, you’re the s*** I have in my head. But if you think you’re so smart, let’s take this to the next level… let’s have the real conversation! For the sake of our insanity, let’s assume that you’re right. Let’s assume she’s into us and it will come a point when she tells us that. What’s next?

Subconscious: – Uhh… I don’t know… we f***?

Conscious: – Congratulations! Then what?

Subconscious: – Then… we f*** again? I don’t know! It’s a stupid question! I’m not a magician or something so I can’t see in the future, stupid!

Conscious: – Let’s ignore the f******! Yeah, yeah, you f*** for ten thousand times! Then what? If you say f*** one more time, I’ll bang you against all walls!

Subconscious: – That’s what she’ll say!

Conscious (hitting the head against a wall): – Do you like that? Answer my question, you stupid f***!

Subconscious: – Wooohoooo! What a trip! I’m high now! Ok, I’m ready to answer your questions! What do you want from me?

Conscious: – I want you to get past this stage and get to the one you want. How would that go? Would you file a divorce with our wife and marry that girl? Is she wife material? What do you like the most about her? What would we talk about?

Subconscious: – I dunno! It’s your job to know that, not mine! I like her looks and… I dunno… the fact that she gives us attention? I never thought about this…

Conscious: – You didn’t because all you want is WANT! That’s it! then it’s my job to deal with everything and that’s why I’m telling you this is a f****** bad idea so you have to stop texting and talking and sending virtual hugs and s***!

Subconscious: – She sent hugs first! Why? And she always says “hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” and you know what that means! Why doesn’t she say “hi” like normal people? What’s with all those “I”?

Conscious: – I don’t know and I don’t care! Stop with all this overthinking about her and about all the useless s***. It’s draining our energy.

Subconscious: – There is something fishy here, I tell you! We need to analyze!

Conscious: – No, we don’t! This will lead to disaster and I won’t let that happen! Yes, she’s hot, I give you that, but that’s it! We have nothing in common and she always seems to be in a search for something and someone better and the second that better someone arrives, we’re history.

Subconscious: – You’re probably right, but what if…