Conscious: – Duuude, chill the f*** down! Stop will all this nonsense! You risk screwing things up! AGAIN!
Subconscious: – You drunk? What’s wrong?
Conscious: You know what’s wrong! You and your stupid frustrations! Stop before it’s too late!
Subconscious: – I really don’t know what you’re talking about and I would appreciate if you stop yelling at me. Do you think you can do that?
Conscious: – Not until you stop! And don’t be so polite! You always do it when you’re up to something. I know you very well!
Subconscious: – I’ll do what I want! What’s your problem, bro? Wanna a piece of me? Come and get it, lil’ b****!
Conscious: – There you are! So, you really want me to say it out loud, huh? Ok! Stop texting that girl and stop thinking about her. That’s it! Thank you very much!
Subconscious: – What’s wrong about that? You know we’re only talking, right? The devil needs to get out of you, bro! You’re too tensed! Go do some jogging or some s***…
Conscious: – What’s wrong? WHAT’S WRONG? Are you f****** kidding me? The fact that you imagine us kissing her? Or that you hope every second that she’ll text us? Yeah, that’s right! We share the same body, bro, so I feel the same s*** that you feel! Just stop! Go back to your porn or whatever, just leave me alone so I can concentrate on what we’re supposed to do!
Subconscious: – Chill! It’s just a fantasy. There’s nothing wrong with that. I’ll do my thing and you go do yours!
Conscious: – That’s the thing! I can’t do mine because you keep pushing those images and feelings which f*** me up! Just stop it! Nothing good can get out of it! Remember the last time…
Subconscious: – Last time was your fault!
Conscious: – I don’t think so! You did the exact same s*** as you’re doing now. Back down!
Subconscious: – Oh yeah? And what are you going to do? Drink some more of your precious vodka? That will give me even more power! As a matter of fact, let me search some nice song on YouTube and I’ll share it with her.
Conscious: – What I’m going to do? Let me tell you what I’m going to do! I’ll bring you some images with all the suffering we’ve been through last time! And guess what? If you continue, I must warn you that it will be 100 times worse if anything happens!
Subconscious: – You wouldn’t dare bringing that s*** up! It’s too painful…
Conscious: – Then STOP! Go to sleep! Do whatever you want, just leave her alone!
Subconscious: – OK, you won this time. But let me ask you something: What if she texts first? What do you propose doing then?
Conscious: – She won’t… you know she won’t… that’s just in your head…
Subconscious: – But what if… ?