Conscious: – It has been pretty quiet today… Hey horny dude, are you awake? What’s up?
Subconscious: – Nothing’s up… that’s the problem…
Conscious: – Uhm, I don’t understand. What would you like to be up and it’s not?
Subconscious: – Guess. What do we have that can be up?
Conscious: – Morale?
Subconscious: – Nope. Try again!
Conscious: – Level of energy?
Subconscious: – No… Keep trying.
Conscious: – The internet speed?
Subconscious: – I can’t figure out if you’re messing with me or you really don’t realize it.
Conscious: – I’m not messing with you. What can be up? Hunger? Temperature? What?
Subconscious: – Did I ever cared about these things?
Conscious: – Well, you always make me eat tons of food that we now have polar bear belly. So yeah, you do care about this!
Subconscious: – Fair point, but that’s not it.
Conscious: – Then tell me! What’s not up enough for your standards?
Subconscious: – The d***…
Conscious: – What???
Subconscious: – The D*CK!
Conscious: – What the hell are you talking about? We used it an hour ago! What more do you want?
Subconscious: – I found a new great porn video and I wanted some action…
Conscious: – That’s really all you care about, right? You are exactly the reason why people cannot evolve!
Subconscious: – I’m the reason people reproduce, so f*** off!
Conscious: – You’re useless… I wish you weren’t here.
Subconscious: – I was quiet. You are the one asking questions. It’s clearly we are not made for each other.
Conscious: – Then go! Fly away! Shut up for life!
Subconscious: – You wish! Even though you’re stupid as f***, I have to make sure you reproduce.
Conscious: – Yeah… as I said… you’re the reason people cannot evolve!
Subconscious: – And you are the reason people die for nothing. Now let’s compare the two: sex vs death. Which is better?
Conscious: – Uhm…
Subconscious: – That’s right! So stop telling me I’m useless. I’m the only reason people give and receive a f***. You’re the reason people die in wars and stupid sh*t. Keep your “smartness”. No one needs it. F*** is enough.
Conscious: – Your logic blows my mind.
Subconscious: – And it is the only blow you receive.
Conscious: – Okay, I’m done for today. Go do your thing.
Subconscious: – At least, I have a thing…