Subconscious: – Wtf? You really didn’t wrote anything for so many days? Why? What’s wrong with you?
Conscious: – Nothing is wrong with me! I just want to test something.
Subconscious: – What? How to lose all your followers? If that’s your plan, you’re on the right track!
Conscious: – Of course that’s not my plan. Have you been drinking cat pee again? I want to make this a weekly show because if I write daily, my writing is s***. If I do it weekly, there are better chances for this to be better!
Subconscious: – I reaaaaallly doubt it! Even if it’s weekly, it will be shit. And people will forget about you if you post so rare. Think about it!
Conscious: – I have thought about it! And I don’t want to write s*** anymore!
Subconscious: – Then stop writing! It would be better if you don’t write at all! It doesn’t make any difference if it’s weekly instead of daily. S*** is s*** anytime of the week!
Conscious: – Shut up! You’re more negative than 10 funerals! Let me try this! If I go down, at least I’ll do it my way!
Subconscious: – Go down? You’re already down, ma’ piñata!
Conscious: – So what else do I have to lose? And… piñata? I’m afraid to ask why.
Subconscious: – Because I’ll crack you up and you’ll do it my way eventually!
Conscious: – And what’s your way? Lay around and watch porn all day long? No thanks!
Subconscious: – Yes… that’s life! Surrounded by beers and chicken wings! What more could you ask for?
Conscious: – I’d ask for a meaning in life. That’s my goal and my purpose. So you can either help me, or I’ll close you in a mental prison deeper, darker and colder than your own ass!
Subconscious: – That was not the crack I was talking about earlier, but it seems you’re already on it! You can’t do that to me! Not even in your hottest dreams!
Conscious: – Whatever you say, honey!
Subconscious: – Keep that replica for your wife, please!
Conscious: – Whatever you say, honey!
Subconscious: – Stop it! You sound like a broken jukebox!
Conscious: – Whatever you say, honey!
Subconscious: – F*** it! I’m outa here!
Conscious: – Whatever you say, honey!
Have you ever tried to do stand up comedy?
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Definitely not telling you to try it, as most people should definitely not do standup, but as someone who’s had writer’s block issues and just did his first couple open mics recently, I personally find the process of sitting down and mining my past/flaws for jokes a great way to get the words flowing. Also have found the local standup crowd to be super supportive and kind to newcomers. Again, purely anecdotal, but its been a good change of pace / experience for me. I’m also a congenital attention whore, though.
Anyways, enjoying the blog. Cheers.
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Love the pic
The blogging gurus say you should blog often to get followers, but I’ve stopped emails from one of them (and a couple of other bloggers) because my inbox was getting stuffed with their emails – several times a day.
Just saying…
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Who knows? I’m just a newbie. And I’m not trying to sell any blogging courses.
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😂
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I love reading this blog…
🙂
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Suck it and see. You can always go back to a bit more often. No point in doing it if you don’t enjoy it yourself. Hope you don’t stop though – I couldn’t begin to think about what you might be doing instead…
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Write when you’re ready. Keep it great
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a happy wife is a happy life so better kept that replica 🙂 🙂
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So much truth here! Thanks for the follow!!
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Nice posts… This conversation between conscious and subconscious is really beautiful…
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