Conscious: – Finally! Some relaxing time! This is awesome!

Subconscious: – Oh yes! You enjoy this toilet seat, don’t you?

Conscious: – You had to make this awkward, haven’t you? Don’t you have any manners?

Subconscious: – Manners? For what? I’m only an inner voice and so are you! Why should I have manners? By the way, why should you have any? Take that stick out of your ass and live a little!

Conscious: – First of all, I’m not only an inner voice! I run this show! Secondly, you should do it out of respect for me! As for the stick, no comment!

Subconscious: – You’re so funny!

Conscious: – I’m being serious!

Subconscious: – Yeah, right. Anyway, don’t you feel guilty?

Conscious: – Guilty? For what?

Subconscious: – You know… for this relaxing time. It seems like a waste of great time, don’t you think?

Conscious: – Why would it be a waste? I’ve earned it!

Subconscious: – Yeah, right…

Conscious: – Stop saying that! It pisses me off! Why would this time be a waste?

Subconscious: – Because we both know you’re not that tired. You’re young an you have so much energy! You should use it for something useful, not for binging The Powerpuff Girls!

Conscious: – I will when you’ll stop watching so much porn.

Subconscious: – Well, at least I’m not tired, if you know what I mean.

Conscious: – I deserve this relaxing time… I deserve it.

Subconscious: – Yeah, right. Go and relax if you deserve it!

Conscious (opening the laptop for work): – I hate you!