Conscious: – Finally! Some relaxing time! This is awesome!
Subconscious: – Oh yes! You enjoy this toilet seat, don’t you?
Conscious: – You had to make this awkward, haven’t you? Don’t you have any manners?
Subconscious: – Manners? For what? I’m only an inner voice and so are you! Why should I have manners? By the way, why should you have any? Take that stick out of your ass and live a little!
Conscious: – First of all, I’m not only an inner voice! I run this show! Secondly, you should do it out of respect for me! As for the stick, no comment!
Subconscious: – You’re so funny!
Conscious: – I’m being serious!
Subconscious: – Yeah, right. Anyway, don’t you feel guilty?
Conscious: – Guilty? For what?
Subconscious: – You know… for this relaxing time. It seems like a waste of great time, don’t you think?
Conscious: – Why would it be a waste? I’ve earned it!
Subconscious: – Yeah, right…
Conscious: – Stop saying that! It pisses me off! Why would this time be a waste?
Subconscious: – Because we both know you’re not that tired. You’re young an you have so much energy! You should use it for something useful, not for binging The Powerpuff Girls!
Conscious: – I will when you’ll stop watching so much porn.
Subconscious: – Well, at least I’m not tired, if you know what I mean.
Conscious: – I deserve this relaxing time… I deserve it.
Subconscious: – Yeah, right. Go and relax if you deserve it!
Conscious (opening the laptop for work): – I hate you!