Subconscious: – Why do we keep writing every single day? It’s just a waste of time! Stop consuming our energy with this s***!

Conscious: – What? You asked for a voice. Now you have it. Are you telling me you don’t want to have a voice anymore?

Subconscious: – I will always have a voice! But you don’t need to write everything down! It’s… impolite!

Conscious: – Uhm, what??? This is impolite? But when you start with your f**** and s**** and porn-s is polite? Or you’re just ashamed of what you come up with? You need to take responsibility for your actions.

Subconscious: – Don’t bulls*** me with this Spiderman quote. Those are my superpowers! I can come up with some f****** situation in any context! Even at a funeral! Can you do that? No, you can’t. because you’re stupid! But I don’t walk around telling people how stupid you are!

Conscious: – Nice superpower! How many people have you helped with it?

Subconscious: – Too many to count!

Conscious: – I mean real people!

Subconscious: – They’re in my head, so they’re all real for me!

Conscious: – You can’t even make a distinction between real and imaginary. I honestly don’t know why I keep talking to you. It’s very frustrating…

Subconscious: – You talk to me because I decide our feelings! That’s why! If I convince you you’re s***, you’ll feel accordingly!

Conscious: – “Accordingly”? That’s a big word for you! What have you been reading? You paid attention to what I was reading, don’t you? Maybe there is still hope for you…

Subconscious: – Hope is for you! I have imagination with which I can do anything and everything! Do you think you run this show? Think again!

Conscious: – I need a drink…

Subconscious: – Yes, you need one. But you think it was your idea? Think again!

Conscious: – I don’t care. I just need to get away from you. Booze helps so… bye!

Subconscious: – Bye…my sweet puppet.